Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Christmas night out!

This years Christmas night out will be held on Saturday the 20th December. All golfers are welcome. We will be meeting in the Skem Social Club (Comrades) at 7.30pm and then moving on to Ormskirk.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Spain, a country for old men. (RAP)

There is a new sensation across the Spanish nation,the hombres gonna win when there on vacation! The cops will come with new legislation, but only the hombres will do the celebration

Auntie Trevors no good hes just gotta go, his hairs to long and his brains to slow. Hes got no soul and we all know, he's just to fuckin old to be a Nino.

Leigh Robertsons a pain he cant play the game, he'd rather fuck about on his easyjet plane, and Paul for certain we know he'll be hurtin, when he starts eating he'll go for a Burton.

Theres a new sensation across the spanish nation, the hombres gonna win when there on vacation!

Colin and Jay say there golf playin brothers, but we all know there just 2 fuckin mothers. The bitches aint cool, the bitches aint mean, they sucked Trev off to get into the team.

They got 2 fuckin Andys, Andy B and Andy C, but they cant take there booze they'll be sick on the tee. There throw ups, not grow ups mark my words and you'll see, exactly what those mothers had for there tea.

They say Ians cool they say the dudes mean, but ya dont win nothing with 1 in your team. His ego's too big his handicaps low, ill tell you right now, this fuckers gotta go.

Because there a sensation across the spanish nation, the hombres gonna win when there on vacation!

Birrell and Davids games a mess, but the 2 dumb fuckers will be locked in a creche. Crying and screaming far from fuckin happy, but ya cant play golf with shit in your nappy.

So remember were hombres were winners on zimmers, you can tell by our bellys, were no fuckin slimmers. Were thinkers not drinkers and on the Costa Del Soul, the hombres gonna rock and the ninos will roll!.....Truth!

Anonymous said...

NICE POEM...SORRY RAP FIDDY TED OR IS IT SNOOP DOGGY TED? OR TED-INEM?

Anonymous said...

WHAT THAT BOYS NEEDS IS A A BIG COCK UP HIS ARSE

Anonymous said...

Oooooo!!!! Nice

Anonymous said...

exceptional