Our final fixture of 2008 has been confirmed and will be held at Beacon Park G.C. in Upholland on the 30th of November. Tee-off is from 9.30am, golfers are advised to arrive around 9am. Due to limited tee times, only 16 places are available. Players who wish to attend should confirm this with Ted ASAP.
In the event your name is down yet you decide not to play on the day, green fee's will still need to be payed in full!
Check out the comments section for Ted's point of view!
4 comments:
I THINK YOU BETTER GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOUNG IAN...ITS STILL 2008!
I deserved that... haha!
Information letter to parents of the nino golf team, Spanish tour 2009. From Ted Pugh, Tour Organiser.
Just a few lines to alay your fears and concerns ref. the fourth coming trip. As you know auntie Trevor will be looking after your youngsters whilst on the Costa Del Sol, and im sure he will do a great job. Especially as he has been clean now for nearly 2 months. Since coming out of rehab and apart from his cross dressing he is a changed man. However to help him out myself, Frank, Derek and Steve have volunteered to organise a creche and babysitting service when we arrive at the hotel. The last thing we need, is Leigh naked apart from his Easyjet cap, hurtling through the hotel corridoors. This may well tip poor Trev back over the edge.
Please make sure you fill in your sons name tag in carefully in block letters, we dont want any of your little darlings lost in the airport. It happened to Paul Burton, (For those who have only been in a couple of years, he's the tall overweight gingernut who passed himself off as captain last year). He wandered off at Bootle in April and was only found in November at Fiddlers Ferry. (A set of reins may not go a miss here Mrs. Burton). Colouring books are always a good idea for the plane, but crayons only please, no pointy pens or pencils. David ruined Trevors blow up doll last year, which was the start of his drink problems. Whilst were talking about David, Steve has promised not to feed him before the flight this year, No repitition of Exorcist III, need i say more? (Wall to wall carrots). And a large supply of clean underwear is vital as skiddys on the tee at Santa Clara are not what we want to see. (Ian and Jays mum take note). Dont forget to pack your childrens soft toys, comfort blankets, teddy bears etc. We dont want a repeat of last years fiasco. Young Birrell screaming for his Gollywog all night. Good job Gary was at hand to let him suck on his liquorice stick or none of us would of got a wink of sleep. Derek has very kindly offered to bring a large supply of dummys with him, as we all know how many Ian and Andy can spit out during a round of golf.
The new boys Coling Barwise and Andy Carmichael, have raised concerns about our planned trip to Malaga Zoo on Wednesday, seems to be worried about the stench and smell in all that heat, i've told them not to worry, the animals will soon get used to them both.
Thank you very much for your time, if you have any further queries ring the samaritans, dont bother me im busy enough trying to coax Trevor back into mens clothes, long enough to get him through passport control.
P.S. Always a good idea to pack sum talk or sudacrem, alot of the younger ones complained of sore bottoms last year (usually just after uncle Mally had tucked them in). And chemists can be very expensive abroad.
Yours E. Pugh (Tour organiser)
well thanks for that ted .. just goes to show ya that even the very old can work a computer, now ian, make him close his dressing gown and put him back in his bed and dont forget to give him his medicine ..
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